‘Heir to half of Manhattan’ wants to sue everybody

Instead of apologizing for his embarrassing drunken rant, the obnoxious “heir to half of Manhattan” Gerry Shalam has hired a lawyer and is threatening to sue everyone who laughed at him.

Shalam was seen in a viral video leaving a boozy brunch boasting that his dad “owns half of Manhattan,” has considerable influence with Mayor de Blasio and “owns the cops,” while haplessly waving a plastic bag to block the camera shot as his inebriated friend collapses on the sidewalk.

The video was posted on news sites worldwide, with one Aussie outlet even crowning Shalam “New York’s biggest jerk.”